To His Koi Mistress
Washington Snow

How Wise Men Learn from History
Michael Cantor

Franco-American Spaghetti Western
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In Memoriam
Edmund Conti

The Poe Page
Bob McKenty, Mitchell Geller, Laura Heidy

The Swan Song of Norman J. Winthrop
O. Possum

On Coming to Nothing
Richard Moore

The ABCs of Modern Mythology
Jack Conway

If Karl Rove Were a Democrat
Michael Cantor

The Egg
Carolyn Forsure

The Secret to Being a Sensitive Guy
Fred Longworth

Sweeney Doggonistes
Terese Coe

Hip Hip Hooray
Pat Riot

On Last Looking Into Hefner's Playboy
Ralph C. La Rosa

The City of Disney, or, What I Learned
From Reading Dante
Mark Lipowicz

On Philip Larkin
M. A. Griffiths

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
K. R. Copeland

A Diorama of Alabama
Christy Armistead

Babble On
Fred Longworth

Charlton Heston Ascends Into Heaven
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But seriously...

It Might Injure the Brain
Mike Alexander

Editor's Note
C. Sharpe